Rhubarb

Sadly,  I took the toast of my little bro and ate it. Boba is my brother he is an annoying, irritating,  fart machine. So I him Vegemite on toast “no”  he said,  “I like mar mite.” I GOT ENRAGED. So I said “i’m the man of the house now because mum and dad have gone for a date. So you have to eat mushed peas and rhubarb” .I felt good.  i took them out of the fridge and lobbed rhubarb in boba,s  pie whole. “Ah”  he  screamed. “woe is me. I will die of rhubarbieness”. My brother is pathetic. 

the hat

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I was walking to the local cafe. When I reached it I saw a solid gold  crown with rubies and diamonds stuck  on with melted gold. I wondered why it was here. Then out came the Queen with her body guards.  I was so shocked.

I was about to faint when the guards grabbed me I did not know what was happening. Then I looked  at my hand. It was holding the crown. I remained in jail for 1 year after that.

I was so cross that Copy

I WAS SO CROSS THAT I screamed to show my rage. I smiled a dark smile, I had gone mad “time  to die” . Gracefully,  I leapt across the blood ridden sewer. Laughing and crying at the same time. My face was burning with anger but my mouth was laughing and my eyes were bleeding with tears and on that face was blood. I killed and killed and killed creeping up the the shadows of the sewer and destroying who i found. You might  hear weeping in the sewer or hear laughing , well that’s me and  i am coming for you now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was so cross that Copy

I WAS SO CROSS THAT I screamed to show my rage. I smiled a dark smile, I had gone mad “time  to die” . Gracefully,  I leapt across the blood ridden sewer. Laughing and crying at the same time. My face was burning with anger but my mouth was laughing and my eyes were bleeding with tears and on that face was blood. I killed and killed and killed creeping up the the shadows of the sewer and destroying who i found. You might  hear weeping in the sewer or hear laughing , well that’s me and  i am coming for you now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was so cross that Copy Copy

I WAS SO CROSS THAT I screamed to show my rage. I smiled a dark smile, I had gone mad “time  to die” . Gracefully,  I leapt across the blood ridden sewer. Laughing and crying at the same time. My face was burning with anger but my mouth was laughing and my eyes were bleeding with tears and on that face was blood. I killed and killed and killed creeping up the the shadows of the sewer and destroying who i found. You might  hear weeping in the sewer or hear laughing , well that’s me and  i am coming for you now.