bird poop

”I hate you!Your such a stupid bird!”I screamed.

”Dad a bird pooped on my cap and its all over my hand and cap!!!!!”A bird had pooped on my hat.I was so cross that I threw my hat on the ground and lost my apatite for pizza and garlic bread.I stormed off to the playground and sat on the swing.I finally got over my anger and went back. My dad said that as soon as we got home we would wash it.When we got home I chucked it in the wash and forgot about it to the next day.Where was my hat?