“I LIKE JAM!”

Carefully, i tiptoed into the pantry to get jam and toast. I didn’t notice my brother there as well staring at me. “Sis why did you get jam instead of marmite when you went shopping.” “Because i like jam.”

“No,” he said i like marmite.”

Well tough luck, i said inside my head not out loud. Before i could say anymore i realized it wasn’t worth it.As for my brother he just sulked away muttering under his breath, i want marmite. Most importantly i won the argument.I guess he just can’t be bothered to argue anymore. Besides it’s just marmite.

no I like marmite

It all started a few weeks ago when I went downstairs to make some toast.  My sister came down and asked me to make some toast with marmite. “I’ll only give you vegemite,” I said. ” no I like marmite, not vegemite.” “Okay then I, said.”  But my sister did not know that I had thought about an evil plan. It was stunning, stupendous, amazing. Wickedly, I put vegemite on the toast. then I carefully walked upstairs. “here is your toast with, marmite,” I said with an evil tone witch she did not notice. she took a bite and… she screamed.

Rhubarb Copy

Sadly,  I took the toast of my little bro and ate it. Boba is my brother he is an annoying, irritating,  fart machine. So I him Vegemite on toast “no”  he said,  “I like mar mite.” I GOT ENRAGED. So I said “i’m the man of the house now because mum and dad have gone for a date. So you have to eat mushed peas and rhubarb” .I felt good.  i took them out of the fridge and lobbed rhubarb in boba,s  pie whole. “Ah”  he  screamed. “woe is me. I will die of rhubarbieness”. My brother is pathetic. 

Rhubarb Copy

Sadly,  I took the toast of my little bro and ate it. Boba is my brother he is an annoying, irritating,  fart machine. So I him Vegemite on toast “no”  he said,  “I like mar mite.” I GOT ENRAGED. So I said “i’m the man of the house now because mum and dad have gone for a date. So you have to eat mushed peas and rhubarb” .I felt good.  i took them out of the fridge and lobbed rhubarb in boba,s  pie whole. “Ah”  he  screamed. “woe is me. I will die of rhubarbieness”. My brother is pathetic. 

Rhubarb Copy

Sadly,  I took the toast of my little bro and ate it. Boba is my brother he is an annoying, irritating,  fart machine. So I him Vegemite on toast “no”  he said,  “I like mar mite.” I GOT ENRAGED. So I said “i’m the man of the house now because mum and dad have gone for a date. So you have to eat mushed peas and rhubarb” .I felt good.  i took them out of the fridge and lobbed rhubarb in boba,s  pie whole. “Ah”  he  screamed. “woe is me. I will die of rhubarbieness”. My brother is pathetic.