Sadly, I took the toast of my little bro and ate it. Boba is my brother he is an annoying, irritating, fart machine. So I him Vegemite on toast “no” he said, “I like mar mite.” I GOT ENRAGED. So I said “i’m the man of the house now because mum and dad have gone for a date. So you have to eat mushed peas and rhubarb” .I felt good. i took them out of the fridge and lobbed rhubarb in boba,s pie whole. “Ah” he screamed. “woe is me. I will die of rhubarbieness”. My brother is pathetic.