Today was meant to be perfect.

Think of this, you are sitting on the couch, eating popcorn while watching your favourite tv series or movie. That sounds legendary. Everything is going so well until you ask for your marmite toast. It turns out that your mum is barely listening and she thought you said vegemite so she started spreading that totally grotty spread on your otherwise delicious toast. Excitedly, you are jumping up and down on the couch making all of your popcorn fall onto the carpet. Then, it comes. You take one big, juicy bite and immediately scream. “NO, I LIKE MARMITE!” Then… you fainted.